Pay attention to me.
Pay attention to me, or I'll bite you!
Please don't bite me.
Kyoro, say something funny.
What do you mean, something funny?
I don't care.
Just say something.
Um, "something".
That was really funny.
Really?
That's good.
Ten more.
What do you mean?
Nine.
Huh?
Eight more.
W-Why are you ominously counting down?
Seven more.
Shion-san.
Six.
Megumi-chan.
You always get along with each other so well.
Five.
Kirara.
Four.
Uh, um...
Three.
The president's in a bad mood.
That's bad news.
One.
What?
You skipped two!
Zero.
kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 3 「Kyoro, Borderline GJ」
Hey, Kyoro.
W-What is it?
You're a probational member of the GJ Club now.
What?
What have I been until now?
A trial member or something.
I wasn't a member?
You haven't filled out your club application form.
I haven't, but...
You'll be a member if you fill this out.
It was in her desk drawer this whole time.
She completely forgot about it.
Megu, don't tell him that!
I know that's all you see me as.
Anyway, congratulations, Shinomiya-kun.
Congratulations. I look forward to spending time with you.
Kyoro, congratulations?
Tasty?
T-Thanks.
Let me give you your member badge.
My member badge?
The president seems to like these kinds of formalities.
What's wrong with you?
You don't seem too happy.
What?
That's not true at all.
I'm happy!
Hooray!
You'll be happy to hear what I have to say.
That badge functions as a transmitter.
If you push the button on the back, you'll be able to talk to everyone.
What?
Really?
You tricked me!
It makes a different sound once every hundred times.
What?
You're kidding!
You're right!
Ahem.
Well, um... Anyway, I'm happy for you!
You wrapped that up quickly.
Shion-san, you really are a genius.
You're great at games, of course,
but you also give off an extraordinary air.
Shi doesn't actually like being told she's a genius.
What?
Why not?
Isn't it a good thing to be a genius?
He doesn't understand.
No, it's fine.
It doesn't bother me that much.
Uh, um... What is it like, being a genius?
There it is.
I knew he didn't get it.
What?
That's a difficult question.
The tea is ready.
It's a lonely feeling, I suppose.
It means you're different from everyone else.
See?
This kind of stuff is mean.
Nobody likes geniuses.
President, please don't interrupt.
I'm interrupting for you.
Shi doesn't have very many friends.
What?
Oh, it's fine.
It's the truth.
Not many people are willing to interact with me normally.
I guess you could say people aren't themselves around me.
Ah, I understand that.
I doubt that.
What?
There's no way you would understand.
After all, you're someone who interacts with me normally.
Uh, um...
You're cute, aren't you?
Shi's classmates and even her teachers use formal Japanese with her.
So do I.
You're simply being respectful towards your senior.
Our ages may be different,
but I believe we have a friendly relationship.
Or perhaps I am confused and seeing what I want to see?
N-No!
That's not it at all!
You really are cute, aren't you?
It's so hot today.
It's so hot.
Maybe it's global warming.
Could be.
The setting sun always shines in at this hour.
We could use some curtains.
If we don't get Mao to submit a request for some,
we'll be in trouble later.
Shion-san, are you not hot?
My body temperature is low.
See?
That feels nice.
Like this?
Yes, this is really nice.
This isn't bad.
It's rather muscular.
What do you think?
Cold blooded women are good for something, aren't they?
That's not true at all.
It feels so nice on my forehead and cheeks.
You're surprisingly built.
You really are a man, Kyoro-kun.
Maybe.
Um...
I'm sorry.
I got excited.
What?
Women everywhere have always believed their prince will come for them on a white horse.
Is that right?
President?
What?
Shion-san?
It is difficult to answer whether or not this applies to everyone.
My brother told me that according to Freud,
all conflict and impulses stem from one's libido.
The prince on a white horse is a manifestation of that dream or desire.
You, too, Kirara?
Hey. What do you mean, "too"?
That makes us sound like...
Aren't you listening?
I'm not confirming or denying anything.
I'm only explaining a common theory.
Meat on a white horse?
See?
Is it true men are never suspicious of their popularity?
Huh?
What?
For a long time now, I...
Ever since you came here, I thought you were kind of nice...
What?
Where did that come from, President?
Shut up and listen!
Just listen.
I'm listening.
I tease you and kick you and bite you a lot,
but it's not because I don't like you.
Do you understand?
Well, yes.
Yes, I understand.
Good, as long as you understand.
No, really.
I'll tell you now, but it's because you're you.
You're a good guy.
Everyone else feels the same way.
Right, Megu?
Yes. Shinomiya-kun is a good person.
You like him, too, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You... too?
You idiot.
Don't make me say it.
What?!
What?
This isn't good.
I don't know how I feel about biting.
Maybe she'd stop biting me if I asked her to.
She'd be cute if only she would stop biting people.
But I don't know about the 30-centimetre height difference.
No, I should think about it and give her a proper answer...
Is it true men are never suspicious of their popularity?
Huh?
What?
For example, even if I just told you I'm going to lie to you,
do you think you wouldn't find your popularity suspicious?
Ah, it really is true.
Is it true men are never suspicious of their popularity?
Give me a break.
I really do feel bad about it.
I won't do it anymore.
Won't do what?
What I did the other day.
What you just said.
What?
I was just commending you for always working so hard.
What?
But you just...
You really do work hard.
It's great having a guy around to help out.
I mean, the rest of us are all girls.
No, I don't do anything.
I'm not good for anything.
I hardly do anything.
No, no, no.
It's completely different just having you around.
You're right.
It's not good to be too modest.
Modesty may be considered a virtue in Japan,
but it is not in Western culture.
Some countries even consider it a vice.
See?
Listen to Shi.
You should be proud of yourself.
You think so?
Come on, Megu.
Don't just stand there.
Why don't you give Kyoro a massage?
Okay.
What?
Come on, Kirara.
Come here.
Why don't you sniff him?
I can't massage his shoulders.
That's not fair.
The two of you are keeping Kyoro-kun to yourselves.
No, it's three!
Why don't we make it four?
I-Is this the legendary period of popularity?
Is it true...
Men are never suspicious of their popularity,
even if they were just recently deceived?
This is terrible.
I told you, I'm sorry.
I went too far.
Hey, say something.
I'm sorry.
I'm the one who created the scenario.
Mao forced me to do it.
Shi, you...
It's my fault?
Are you saying it's all my fault?
I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
Kyoro, do you want some?
Look, Kirara's giving you some of her meat.
Isn't that great?
I told you, I'm sorry.
Come on.
You'd do anything if we flattered you enough.
It was just too funny.
Mao, I wouldn't call that an apology.
Shinomiya-kun, are you angry?
Kyoro, not feeling well?
Bad?
What are you getting so angry for?
Don't be so angry.
I don't believe this.
You always smile even if you're bitten or teased.
Quit acting so cheeky.
What's wrong with you?
Don't do this.
President?
Shut up.
Don't look at me.
President, I'm not angry.
I'm just sulking.
Please don't tease me so much.
If you don't, I won't sulk.
President.
Okay.
I get it.
But wait three minutes.
President, are you done yet?
One more box.
Kyoro.
Hello.
Um, do you know that cat?
Child?
What?!
Took it in.
Raised it.
So Kirara is mother?
Oh, that's what you meant.
What were you talking about?
Nothing unusual today.
Report.
You're better at speaking the language of cats than Japanese.
Hey, Kirara.
Come with me.
I found something amazing.
A TV?
Where should we put it?
What about over here?
Okay, Kirara.
Kirara-san is so strong.
Oh, come on.
President, why did you have to pick up something weird again?
It's not weird!
It's an amazing treasure!
Yes, yes. Okay.
This is a black and white television.
I have seen pictures, but this is my first time seeing a real one.
Where did you find this?
It was on the ground.
Doesn't that mean you stole it?
You idiot, I asked!
I asked if I could take it!
They said they were throwing it out so I could have it.
That's what the guy throwing it away said.
I wonder if it works.
It's broken.
No, no.
Hold on.
Our grandfather had one just like this when we were children.
Old TVs take a while to turn on.
It didn't have an antenna, so I tried connecting the speaker cable.
It's broken.
Wait!
Don't move.
Something just appeared.
Kyoro, make that pose again.
Um...
It's working!
Like this?
All right, all right!
That's great.
Megu, don't move!
Kirara, Shi.
Stay just like that.
Hanshin vs. Giants
About to play ball!
Hanshin vs. Giants
I'm glad it's working, but...
It seems a little difficult to stay like this...
I'm at my limit. I need to...
No.
Kirara wants to watch TV.
Kirara, you don't have a TV at home?
There's one here.
You don't, do you?
Do you like baseball?
You're a huge fan.
I heard they're doing quite well this year.
I don't know the details, though.
Really?
What's so fun about hitting a ball with a stick?
Let's play sometime.
There are special rules for playing with small groups of people.
I guess I can play if you really want to.
People from Osaka are amazing.
I heard they all jump into the river when they win.
No, I don't think it's everyone.
Kirara, why are you a fan of that team?
Tigers are strong.
What?
Kirara fought one.
So... respect?
Um...
Huh?
What?
No, it couldn't be.
That cat!
How long are we going to keep doing this?
Until the game ends, I suppose.
How long do baseball games last?
About two hours, I believe.
They're even longer if they go into extra innings.
What?
End the game already!
hontou no watashi no koto
本当の私のコト
How much do you know
dorekurai shitteiru
どれくらい知っている
about the real me?
korekurai? mottokurai?
これくらい？ もっとくらい？
This much? Even more?
sonna no ja tarinai kurai
そんなのじゃ足りないくらい
It never seems to be enough.
kanjou no ondo wa kitto
感情の温度はきっと
Surely the heat of my emotions
kantan ni hakarenai
簡単に測れない
can't easily be measured.
atsukute tsumetai
あつくて つめたい
Hot and cold,
fushigi na kankaku
不思議な感覚
a mysterious sensation.
tabun tabun kimi shidai
たぶんたぶん キミ次第
Maybe, just maybe, I depend on you.
kuru kuru kawaru
くるくる変わる
It go in circles between the two.
karakaitaku naru
からかいたくなる
I want to make fun of you.
riyuu shiritai koi? yuujou?
理由知りたい 恋？ 友情？
I want to know the reason, love or friendship?
docchi?
どっち？
Which is it?
wakaranai keredo
わからないけれど
I'm not so sure.
kono mama arinomama
このまま ありのまま
Just like this, as they are,
kimi ni tsutaete mitai
キミに伝えてみたい
I want to tell these things to you:
fifutii-fifutii no kono baransu ga
フィフティ－フィフティ－のこのバランスが
This even balance
totemo suki datte
とても好きだって
and that I love you so much.
hontou wa watashi no koto
本当は私のコト
How much do you really know
dorekurai shitteruno
どれくらい知ってるの？
about me?
Would you like some tea?
Thank you.
Would you like some tea?
Yes, please.
Yes.
It's delicious.
You're right.
Would you like some more?
What? Um...
Would you like some more?
Club
We had so much fun again today.
Kyoro cried, though.
You cried, too, Nee-chan.
Who was crying?
One, Onee-chan.
Two, Mao-chan.
Three, the president.
Episode 4 「After School Cultural Festival Party」
Those are all me!
The next episode is about the cultural festival.
I didn't cry!